“Я словно в третий Квэйк играю:
дверь за дверью открываю,
оружие, «здоровье» и патроны нахожу”
(c)Тараканы
Now I decide to tell you about my sexual life. Just about sex, nothing about love.
Some time I wanted to find a girl. Some time passed and I wanted to find a girl with large breast, splendid form and with nipples(yep, exactly). It was great at that time, but I understood some specific problems about female constitution.
“Okay, I need a small girl without large breast and… just pretty girl”, thought, after perception. And I should say, that it is nice to see that you can “lift”, “turn”, “move”. On the other hand I must to be stronger and lifting more than 176 lbs(my weight is about 126 lbs) in my bed. But it’s not so important now. Two days ago I understood, that I have one interesting stick, which make some interesting things with peoples if poke it up onto them.
Omg! Rly? Why did I miss it? X’D
What it looks like if it will be the RPG:
Welcome to our world, stranger!
+1 Cat-girl: 1st lvl, +1000interest;
-1 Elle: 1st lvl idiot, –5 craze(self-poisoned);
+1 Wife: 2nd lvl, +50confidence, +skill;
-4*Muse: 5th lvl idiot, -400critical shame-burn, -over diffidence;
Dead.
+1 In fact she is a girl: 3rd lvl, +resurrection, +overheal, +150confidence;
+1 ^Still that girl^: +50confidence, +skill;
Show must go on! Now I want to find a girl which would drives my crazy. I want to fall in love, may be without using my brains. It’s really difficult, and I don’t know what should I do with, but it will be wonderful.
Sex without love it is like kissing with monitor. Not so interesting.
Ginger-girl with nice body, where are you? XDD
But before I should find a second job.